My reasons for not working out: It is boring My iPod is broken It makes my butt hurt Sweating makes me itchy I am self conscious I don’t want to shower again I’m busy Gossip Girl is on I actually could go on even longer but my main point is that I have actually found [...]

Ever since I was little I have had an extreme fear of condiments.  The smell of ketchup makes me gag and  the sight of mayo makes me want to run away screaming.  I can’t even touch a mustard bottle with my bare hands.  I am not even exaggerating. All of the meals I eat are [...]

Silly me, I forgot to eat vegetables last week.  To prevent scurvy I decided to make Bunnie’s  famous orzo salad.  It is an easy, delicious way to add vegetables to any meal.  It is a great side dish but sometimes I add grilled shrimp to make it a full meal! Ingredients: 1 box of orzo [...]

Clarissa and I fed our fetish for handmade goods at the Washington City Paper’s Crafty Bastard fair last week.  Charlie Brown and Suburbanbro tagged along for the free lunch we provided them.

Suburbanbro is four months younger than me so I was very relieved to relinquish my cougar status on his birthday.  To celebrate, I planned a luau themed surprise party complete with kalua pork, coconut crusted chicken tenders, fish tacos and a birthday cake topped with limited edition coconut m&ms (Suburbanbro’s favorite) and a hula girl [...]