Suburbanette

Kassie’s latest obsession is puzzles – – thanks to me!  I picked up this animal puzzle from Melissa & Doug (a purveyor of old-fashioned toys for modern people) and she is absolutely infatuated with it.  Her favorite animal is the “ippo” and she refuses to go to sleep without cuddling with her wooden puzzle blocks.  [...]

I tried to sneak Lewy into my apartment in a giant picnic basket.  It was a bad idea.

Besides passing out in a potted plant at a fancy club, one of the most embarrassing things that can happen to a girl is being spotted leaving a salon with wax face. You know what I’m talking about, the tell-tale red bumps on your eyebrow and upper lip that just scream “I’m a hairy biotch!” [...]